| Ask Doctor Colgate | |
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| Ask Doctor Colgate tumblr | |
| Owner | Dazco |
| Blog type | Ask |
| Status | Active |
| Date Created | October 2011 |
| Main Character(s) | Doctor Colgate |
| Supporting Character(s) | Anna the Anesthesia Tank |
Ask Doctor Colgate is an ask blog detailing the various misadventures of the titular unlicensed dentist and her unfortunate tumblr-based clients. Between her woeful disregard for patient health and safety, her lack of - or refusal to use - traditional dentistry tools, and her unhealthy live-in relationship with Anna the Anesthesia Tank, Colgate is undoubtedly the most terrifying dentist in all Equestria.
Luckily for her, she's also the only dentist.
Her cutie mark is totally a hammer, and not an hourglass viewed through the latter stages of a laughing gas binge. Hammers are very relevant to Colgate's profession, in a manner we'd rather not think too hard about.
Examples of Malpractice, and Interblog Links[]
- Removing plaque from Honey Suckle's teeth with a blowtorch.
- Fixing Ipsy Witch Pony's teeth with cement.
- Demonstrating the uses of intense radiation in oral hygeine to Pinkie Pie Solutions.
- Presenting TF2 Scout Rainbow Dash with a bear trap as dentures.
- Almost shattering Statued Discord's entire body with a hammer and chisel.